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Certified Agro-Ecological Systems Management Director – T-Shirt

Certified Agro-Ecological Systems Management Director – T-Shirt

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For the person who does everything — and gets credit for none of it.
This shirt takes the most universal job in the countryside, farmer, and upgrades it to a title so long and technical it deserves its own framed certificate.

Printed across the chest in clean, authoritative typography:

Certified Integrated Agro-Ecological Systems Management and Multifunctional Rural Production Operations Director —
Specialist in Soil-Biome Stewardship, Crop Lifecycle Engineering, Livestock Performance Coordination,
Resource-Efficient Mechanised Workflow Optimisation, and Climate-Adaptive Land-Use Strategy Implementation.

And the honest truth underneath:
(I’m a farmer.)

Features

  • Sharp, professional layout that looks like a government-issued qualification

  • Premium cotton, built for yard work, paperwork, tractor work, and pub work

  • Subtle humour for anyone who knows farming is 50% graft, 50% guessing, and 100% essential

  • A guaranteed conversation starter — especially for people who think farmers “just drive tractors”

Why It Hits Home

Because there’s no job more complex, varied, or demanding —
and no job title that’s ever done it justice…
until now.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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