Certified Bovine Resource Management Specialist – T-Shirt

For the unsung hero of the yard — the one who knows every cow by face, attitude, and which one is likely to kick off for no reason at 5am.
This shirt takes the humble job title “Cow Man” and turns it into a full-blown scientific discipline.

Printed proudly across the chest:

Certified Bovine Resource Management and Ruminant Productivity Optimisation Specialist —
Accredited in Pasture Utilisation Strategy, Multi-Phase Nutritional Programme Implementation,
Lactation Efficiency Analytics, Calving Cycle Coordination, and Herd Behavioural Dynamics Modulation.

Underneath sits the quiet truth:
(I look after cows.)

Features

Clean, technical typography with a ‘professional qualification’ feel
Premium cotton, tough enough for parlour shifts and yard chaos
A perfect mix of serious skill and subtle humour
Guaranteed to make dairy farmers snort, chuckle, or nod in deep respect

Why It Works

Because anyone can say they work with cows —
but only a true expert deserves a title this unnecessarily complicated.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

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Certified Bovine Resource Management Specialist – T-Shirt